WOW!!!! Can It Be??? Is It really that TIME AGAIN??????
Hey Kiddies,.... It's " international talk like a pirate" DAY!!!!!!! All frigging Day ya lubbers!!!
Avast there ye with the ,"But I had other plans"...and such talk...Ye ARE ForeSworn from that kind of nascent drivel for the entirety of the rest of the remainder of the DAY!!!!

And all Recognize HIS NOODLY GOODNESS and hope to be touched in the short hairs by one or more of HIS TENTACLES!!!!!!

Hey Kiddies... I wonder if you have been keeping up with your devotions and making reverence to His Holy Noodliness.. The Flying Spaghetti Monster????
I do hope so... I have been more than my usual caviler self about this site and ,NO, I dont think an apology is necessarily in order...But perhaps a word of explanatory word shapes... :))
See, one of the conumdrums about being the F.C.F.J. Prior is that even tho I am the head of the church..I can and often do take extended leave from my duties...such was the case for the last year... I was away busily proving to the "MAN" that I was every bit as much "MAN: as he was...To my relief...he finally fired me and just to keep it humorus and light..he told the State Unemployment "MEN" that I had "QUIT"...heheheheh
Aww...shucks I do so miss those weeks of total mindfucking I got at the hands of my former "BOSS"...
So, and Anyway..and well there... NOW I AM RETURNED!! (Chorus' of Slightly asthmatic nineteen year old peanut butter swilling vestal (I hope they are still) Virgins...

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HEY Kids!!!Hey Church Members!!!
Remember.....The Holiest Day of OUR FAITH is Approaching!!!!.........
OCTOBER the 25th...The Feast of Crispianus...Saint Crispins Day..!!!!!!
Remember to tear a sleeve on an old shirt and wear that shirt all day while you go about your Holy Day Duties (This is to Honor Henry the Fifth).... You will need a box of the oldest, most fucked-up shoes you can find or buy.....
As Prior, I recommend that you "find" them...it's less expensive..... Then you will need to look upyour favorite Rich Folk in your town (check with the Church 18 years old Daughters) and deliver these shoes to those good people... Explain that much as they might feel the "need" to pay you for the shoes , you cannot accept as this is Church Duty...Encourage them to read about your church online and also encourage them to take a pause and think about Jack London....
There You Go....You have just celebrated the Holiest Day in/to/with the First Church of the Fat Jesus....!!!!