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............THE FIRST CHURCH OF THE FAT JESUS................

HEY Kids!!!Hey Church Members!!!
Remember.....The Holiest Day of OUR FAITH is Approaching!!!!.........
OCTOBER the 25th...The Feast of Crispianus...Saint Crispins Day..!!!!!!
Remember to tear a sleeve on an old shirt and wear that shirt all day while you go about your Holy Day Duties (This is to Honor Henry the Fifth).... You will need a box of the oldest, most fucked-up shoes you can find or buy.....
As Prior, I recommend that you "find" them...it's less expensive..... Then you will need to look upyour favorite Rich Folk in your town (check with the Church 18 years old Daughters) and deliver these shoes to those good people... Explain that much as they might feel the "need" to pay you for the shoes , you cannot accept as this is Church Duty...Encourage them to read about your church online and also encourage them to take a pause and think about Jack London....
There You Go....You have just celebrated the Holiest Day in/to/with the First Church of the Fat Jesus....!!!!